http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ Confucius say: Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. en-us Gwen Harlow Copyright 2005 2004-01-15T22:23:08-08:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/lightbulb.php ¶ How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution. ¶ How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six: one to change the... 2496@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> lightbulb 2004-01-15T21:47:33-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/fauna.php ¶ Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, "Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?" and the other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!! ¶ Two fish are in a tank. One says to the... 2497@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> fauna 2004-01-15T22:13:58-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/bar.php ¶ Two guys walked into a bar...you'd think the second one would've ducked. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender turns to the sandwich and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve food." ¶ A priest and a... 2498@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> bar 2004-01-15T22:15:32-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/limerick.php ¶ A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. ¶ There once was a girl from Japan Whose limericks... 2499@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> limerick 2004-01-15T22:16:06-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/pirate.php ¶ Didja hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrrr. ¶ A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks "What in the world... 2500@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> pirate 2004-01-15T22:16:37-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/miscellaneous.php ¶ Knock Knock. Who's there? Impatient/interrupting/angry cow/sheep. Interrupting cow/she... MOOOOOO/BAAAAAAAA ¶ Why aren't there any great restaurants on the moon? They a have great food, but no atmosphere. ¶ Guy goes to the doctor and says, "I dunno doc, it... 2501@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> miscellaneous 2004-01-15T22:17:21-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/chicken.php ¶ Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. ¶ Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He'd stapled a chicken to his ear. ¶ Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? No guts!... 2502@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> chicken 2004-01-15T22:18:01-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/science.php ¶ Three Indian women are pregnant. One lives in a tipi made of lionskin, one in a tipi of tigerskin, and one in a tipi of hippopotamus skin (don't ask). The first two women each have fine, strong boys; the... 2503@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> science 2004-01-15T22:18:45-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/talking_dog.php ¶ In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees... 2504@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> talking dog 2004-01-15T22:19:33-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/texas_aggies.php ¶ The three Aggies showed up at the Pearly Gates, and Saint Peter told  them they must answer a question before entering. He turned to the first and asked, "What is Easter?" The first Aggie thought about it for a... 2505@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> Texas Aggies 2004-01-15T22:20:27-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/frog.php ¶ Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The... 2506@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> frog 2004-01-15T22:21:20-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/krispie.php ¶ Once, there was a Rice Krispie. This was no ordinary Rice Krispie. This was a Rice Krispie with dreams. Big dreams. He lived in a Rice Krispie box with hundreds upon hundreds of others of his kind. The box... 2507@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> krispie 2004-01-15T22:22:44-08:00 http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/golden.php ¶ There once was a little boy with a golden screw in his navel. His parents told him that the golden screw made him special. He never worried about it, until he got to junior high school and had to... 2508@http://www.ofrenda.org/bromas/ ]]> golden 2004-01-15T22:23:08-08:00